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But I don't wear deodorant so that's not an option.I think I am writing this blog because last time I spoke with Sebi instead of saying "bye" he said something like, "ok write a blog." All you have to do is ask. What, you think I like doing this??Oh, right. Have you noticed? I'm not centering this blog. It's left aligned. I hope you all are happy- All 3 of you. Two people, who shall not be named

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The only problem with wanting to post my blog on facebook is that I have to write one. I just want the attention. Why does it have to be so much work? What happened to me? Why am I so unmotivated these days? Where's my mojo?? Why haven't I written anything in months?? How did I forget my blogspot password??? Why are mommy and daddy fighting???So, really. I'm not sure what happened to me. I used

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dun.....DUNNN..DUNN!!...DUN DUNNN!!!!Ok the camera doesn't exactly catch the intense sparkle-yness but they are AWESOME. Thanks to Andrea, the best pre-MOH a broad who's never been proposed to ever had!

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.Best Birthentine's ever. But what gets me more excited is showing you my Valentine's gift to Aaron. Introducing : My first paintingYet to be named, but I call him Bub. Keep in mind, this is my first real painting... and I did it with crayola paint brushes from Target's kiddie section cos Hobby Lobby bastards are closed on Sundays. Those are real horns from my parent's animal skull in their

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If I didn't have a futon, I would.PandoraOK, A) I am rageous cos I was diggin' a song that came about on Pandora so I checked out who it was. Turns out it was I Hate Brad but their cd art had something in a boat on the ocean.. The subtitle was "I dont know what I'm doing" which is dumb. Cos one of my favorite sketches in my diary* (or.. hand-written Blogsounds less faggy) is of Dan at the bottom

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Bleh. No more pictures of food for a bit. I can't stand looking at my past couple blogs with the bacteria-ness. My car smells of burning plastic, still, and even though I like the smell I'm pretty sure it's coating my lungs in chemical-y smoke. Why is the smell not going away? I looked for more plastic underneath my car but there is none! Seriously, if there is some left, can. I. a'splode?

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If you really know me, you'll understand my recurring theme of food poisoning. Although I have only legitly had food poisoning twice in my life (and called in to work 4 times cos of it) I live in constant fear. It's things like this that make me extremely paranoid. If you will, please note the blood on the right side of the to go box. PHO-TASTIC. Not only is it blood, but it's blood that sat

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Pretty sure I'm giving myself food poisoning right now. More on that later. Hangover food of Champions. AKA the only place that will deliver to Ava with only an $11.98 minimum. Being hungover I thought it was a great idea to create the Ava Abomination: Pineapple, Goat Cheese, Green Olives, Garlic, Chicken, and Bacon. If you say it out loud it sounds a lot like Ava Obama Nation so don't do that.

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So.. it's that time of year that I hate cos it's so damn cold. Bruises appear more frequently and randomly. Pretty sure it's cos I shiver so much the blood is thrown to the surface... How does a bruise like this even happen??Since my foot was on the sink already I decided to keep taking pictures. This is the best most godawful toothpaste in the

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>SO. It's that time of year where the good temperatures migrate to Mexico. It's the time of year when my skin turns purple, goosebumps adhere permanently to my dermis, and I dont go outside. For anything. Oh, except for pulled pork sandwiches from Whole Food.Point is: I'm miserably cold. S'LANKET TIME!Yes it looks like I'm about to slaughter virgins, but it's the non mentally challenged/jacked up

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.Sorry folks, I kid. I'm actually paying for the internet so it's not touch and go anymore.. I know you missed me.. so I'm doing a pic-caption type blog to catch you up. It's like photo text, 'cept I'm more important!My Muse. Introducing: SEBI! My favorite-est boy in the world.. Cutest druggy ever. He lets me draw my designs on his back- permanently..Dont worry, that's not how it turned out..

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Things that cant be broken!Man, I thought I'd do a ton more updating than this.Oh well!Things are going steadily well. I'm still acting all grown up. I wrote "floss" on my bathroom mirror and I sometimes even do it..I've got people lined up for me to tattoo. That's sweet. Better get in line before I start-a-chargin' an arm and a leg...I'm Andrea's BUMOH! Back up maid of honor!Even though i'm

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.This is bullshit. I was writing a mini blog in my head about my early onset Alzheimer's, which was kind of a joke, but as of yesterday is completely serious.Lighthearted joking about how i've mysteriously become retarded:1. I've used body lotion as shampoo TWICE this year.2. Most times i accidentally bring my pillow to the washing machine instead of the pillow case.3. Yesterday I ran into a wall

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I thought my phone was a bit dirty so I put it in the washing machine. It's broken now.Dont call me i'm too busy beating my head into the wall.

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The other day Audrey's buddy Francesca (sp?) asked why i dont write blogs anymore. And i replied "cos... "I mean, I keep myself up most nights making mini blogs in my head. Some people call them "thoughts" but I dont. And now I get to steal the internet. for free, even.Mostly I was just in search of a new blog home. Im like a crab who left its shell in search of a higher traffic-ked shell but

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I really dont like this blog layout.but i will prevail!so, i've decided I want to work at the Austin texas lottery... the building where the winners come to collect money. Did you even think about that part? You win millions, yeah! then what? So i want to work at austin lottery building on 6th. Can you imagine going to work every day and catering to only happy people? OH MY GAWD I JUST WON

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Huh. Sometimes it surprises me how smart certain people can be and yet also act a fool. Take Taylor, for instance. He makes some of the most illogical and irrational decisions and yet right now he's tutoring someone on physics. What the crap? I fancy myself a pretty intelligent person but the other day i called the Periodic Table the element chart. I cant remember all that crap from school

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I've always wondered about those squiggly "conformation codes" you type for verification. It's obviously a conspiracy to pass information in code to the government. Or the russians.I'm trying to learn Russian. Well, i'm not actively trying, but i really reeeeally want to. I can say "do you speak english?" or "i dont speak russian" which seems stupid. It's like a fake out. It's like a frenchman

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